wedding: nightmare be thy name

The wedding is well over a year away and I have already had many, many nightmares about our special day (that sounds cheesey, I know).

In the past week, I have had the following bad dreams about the wedding:

1. I bought a dress in a size smaller than the size I wear now and then gained 20lbs.
2. I asked my sister's best friend to be a bridesmaid.  This doesn't sound that bad, but the girl is a complete air-head and in my dream, she completely destroys the bridal dressing room and then leaves to go smoke cigarettes while I am forced to pick up clothes, shoes, make-up, etc. while wearing my wedding dress and being yelled at by the wedding planner because the room has to be cleaned before the wedding starts.
3. I forget to buy a dress and realize this when I go to use the restroom in the bridal dressing room.
4. I have to marry Tinky Winky (a gay hasher, for those of you not in the know) to trick his parents into thinking he's not gay.
5. I ask the wedding planner to get me a beer to calm me down and end up waiting four hours (that's a real nightmare).
6. I realize that my mom and my sister have gone to BD's Mongolian BBQ approximately 10 minutes before the wedding is scheduled to start.

I emailed my mom about these "concerns" and she has reassured me with the following bit of knowledge that only married women can give:

"You're NUTS!!!!"

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I had crazy wedding dreams too for pretty much a whole year before the wedding. It was kind of awesome.